2 = to/too 
2B or not 2B = To be or not to be 
4 = for 
4ever = forever 
ASL = Age/Sex/Location 
AFAIC = As Far As I¡¯m Concerned 
AFAIK = As Far As I Know 
AFK = Away From Keyboard 
AIAMU = And I¡¯m A Monkey¡¯s Uncle 
AISI = As I See It 
AKA = Also Known As 
AMBW = All My Best Wishes 
ANFAWFOWS = And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor AOTS = All Of The Sudden 
ASAFP = As Soon As Friggin Possible 
ASAP = As Soon As Possible 
ATST = At The Same Time 
AWGTHTGTTA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again AWGTHTGTTSA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh Again AYSOS = Are You Stupid Or Something 
B4 = Before 
B4N = Bye For Now 
BBFBBM = Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel 
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit 
BBIAF = Be Back In A Few 
BBL = Be Back Later 
BBN = Bye Bye Now 
BCNU = Be Seein¡¯ You 
BF = Boyfriend 
BFD = Big Fing Deal 
BFN = Bye For Now 
BHOF = Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF = Basis In Fact 
BITD = Back In The Day 
Biz = Business 
BM = Byte Me 
BMOTA = Byte Me On The Ass BNF